Ukraine Presents Itself as Michael the Archangel Battling Satan at Miss Universe Contest in New Orleans

Oh, the irony of it all! The Miss Universe contest, a pageant of beauty and elegance, was graced with the presence of the Ukrainian delegation, adorned in the most saccharine and sacrosanct of garbs. Draped in a costume of pure, unadulterated white and gold, they presented themselves as the very embodiment of freedom and righteousness, as if they were s…