Total Meltdown: Eco Cultists Have Paint-Soaked Tantrum Against Christmas Trees

In a spectacle that would be hilarious if it weren't so patently stupid, a band of self-proclaimed eco-warriors in Germany has decided that the best way to save the planet is to attack...Christmas trees. Yes, these guardians of greenery, these champions of the climate, have unleashed their righteous fury on unsuspecting conifers in several German cities…