Target Introduces 'Gender Inclusive' Gingerbread Sweater

In their never-ending crusade to stay on the bleeding edge of political correctness and inclusivity, Target has introduced the all-new "Gender Inclusive" Gingerbread Sweater for everyone. The Christmas sweater boasts a picture of a gingerbread m̶a̶n̶ ̶w̶o̶m̶a̶n̶ something -- I guess it's fluid enough to fit all 100 (and growing) genders today.

Of course, any sane person would look at this and think, "how stupid?"

It's not like gingerbread people ... dogs ... cats ... birds ... have a biological sex anyways, I mean, they're just flour, eggs, and spices ... right?

Wait, that brings up an interesting point. Eggs. Since chicken eggs sold in grocery stores are unfertilized, I guess that means gingerbread things are genderless after all.

This is really hard to keep up with.