Surprise! Sesame Street Is Grooming Your Children

Once upon a time, Sesame Street was the gentle hum of a sunny day, where Big Bird helped kids spell “apple” and Oscar’s biggest sin was being grouchy. But somewhere between Bert and Ernie’s friendship bracelets and Michelle Obama’s kale evangelism, the street corner got bulldozed and rebuilt into a glitter-soaked gender studies classroom.

What started as wholesome programming for preschoolers has mutated into a full-blown ideological costume party, where “inclusion” means confusing toddlers and “diversity” means every puppet must pledge allegiance to the rainbow altar. The descent wasn’t sudden—it was a slow-boil, frog-in-the-pot moral rot.

And now, in 2025, the beloved children’s show is waving the pride flag high and wide, because apparently even Muppets need a sexual identity.