Retired Pope Prepares To Go To Eternal Purgatory, aka Hell, Very Soon

Joseph Ratzinger, the retired pope also known as Pope Benedict XVI, acknowledges that he will soon meet his eternal fate. According to the Associated Press, Ratzinger says he hopes to join his "friends" who have all passed away soon.

“Of all my colleagues and friends he was the closest to me,” Benedict's letter reportedly said. “Now he has reached the af…