Rainbow Priest "Refutes" Creation Timeline on "Indigenous People's Day

Let’s talk about the latest gem from one of the high priests of Sodom. A self-appointed guru of archaeological "revelation," standing in his rainbow-splattered pulpit, doused in more colors than a hyperactive unicorn, believes he's found the final nail in the coffin for biblical creation.

Armed with… wait for it… footprints. Footprints in Mexico. And no…