Newsflash: Bob Saget is in Hell

By now, you’re aware the the world’s beloved patron saint of comedy, Bob Saget, recently passed away. Admittedly, I used to enjoy his (original) Full House show as a kid, but as I grew older and matured in the faith, I began to realize that having an affinity toward celebrity figures was counter-Christian.

Bob Saget is dead, and sadly, along with the also recently deceased Betty White, we have absolutely no reason to believe that he isn’t in Hell. Barring the extremely unlikely deathbed repentance and turning to Christ in faith, Bob Saget, during the course of his life, actively and openly denied Christ. He was Jewish.