If you’ve spent any time paying attention to the agonizing death throes of liberal Anglicanism, it should come as no surprise that its latest brilliant idea to staunch the bleeding involves not just ignoring Scripture—but intentionally thumbing their noses at it.
Meet Cherry Vann, the newly minted Archbishop of the Church in Wales.
She brings impeccable progressive credentials to an already empty cathedral. She's openly lesbian, proudly partnered, and dog-owning. Because apparently, the only possible way to resuscitate a dying institution is by doubling down on everything that put it on life-support to begin with.
Walk through this with me for a moment. Imagine a patient in the final stages of chronic institutional decay, lungs filling with fluid, heart sputtering, machines beeping mournfully as numbers flatline. A well-trained doctor might recommend drastic treatment, surgery, or at least removing the toxins causing harm.
But the Church in Wales? No, they're far too enlightened for such traditional wisdom. Their prescription for revival? Injecting the very theological poison that caused its demise in the first place.