Job Ad for Lead Pastor: Must be Grounded in Scripture, Apostles' Creed, and be Pro-LGBTQ

As we survey the charred remnants of what used to be a vibrant, God-fearing church in America, where once the fire of true biblical teaching burned bright, we now find little more than smoldering embers struggling to maintain their warmth.

Over the last century, the professing church has abandoned the rock-solid foundation of Scripture for the sinking sand of the modern cultural zeitgeist, and nowhere is this tragic transformation more evident than at what can only be described as synagogues of Satan—like Denver Community Church (DCC).

Apparently, this “church” needs a new “pastor,” and they’ve posted the job search on their website. Their job posting, though, doesn’t just include a job description—it's a full-on Communist manifesto, a desperate plea for someone to come in and finish what they've started: the complete dismantling of any remaining semblance of orthodox Christianity.

First, let’s marvel at the spectacle of DCC proudly declaring itself "post-evangelical," because nothing screams spiritual progress like abandoning the very gospel that has been the foundation of Christianity for centuries.

They may as well have said, "We’re beyond all that gospel nonsense, and now we’re open for business to anything and everything that the winds of culture might blow our way." This isn’t a church at all, it’s a theological flea market, where every corrupt thought and act of moral degeneracy is welcomed so long as it doesn’t challenge the status quo of spiritual bankruptcy.