GrubHub is Rewarding Restaurant Owners for Being Homosexuals

Low on cash and need some extra money to start your restaurant? Apparently, all you need to do is be gay. Or, perhaps in this climate destitute of rationality, all one needs to do is identify as gay. It's unclear whether or not a lesbian trapped in a man's body would qualify for the grant program now being touted by GrubHub through its partner, the Nati…