Faux Conservative David French Proposes $2,000 Government Handouts to Curb Abortions

David French—a delusional sycophant clinging desperately to the progressive wing of the evangelical world—has once again shown his true colors. French, who has made a career out of pandering to the left while masquerading as a conservative, has now found a new low. This is the same man who celebrates the "blessing of liberty" when children are handed over to drag queens but recoils in terror at Christians proclaiming "Christ is King" on Twitter.

And now, his latest bright idea? Solving abortion with a dash of communism and a sprinkle of wealth redistribution.

Let’s break down the sheer idiocy of French’s latest brainwave. He suggests that we can curb abortion by giving every parent a $2,000 government check when their baby is born.

What does that make David French?

A Communist.

French believes the path to a "concretely pro-life measure" is to open the government’s coffers and hand out taxpayer dollars to irresponsible parents. Because apparently, nothing says "conservatism" like stealing from those with a good work ethic and giving it to the sluggard.

Clearly, conservatism exists solely to increase government dependency.

This is the kind of elitist gobbledygook that only someone as deluded as French—perhaps only rivaled by the likes of Russell Moore or Mike Cosper—could cook up. These insufferable clowns are completely oblivious to the principles of personal responsibility and free-market capitalism that actual conservativism teaches.

But those are “radical” “far-right” “dangerous” “white supremacists” ideas in their worlds.