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False Prophet Who Says Michael Jackson Dances and Sings for God Says He's His Attorney in Heaven
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False Prophet Who Says Michael Jackson Dances and Sings for God Says He's His Attorney in Heaven

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Feb 08, 2022
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Charismatics live on a completely different planet. If I believed in aliens, I'd believe that some of them came here from outer space simply based on the outlandish things they say. While we regularly report on the pink-haired prophetess, Kat Kerr--who claims Santa lives in Christmastown in Heaven--we're not going to mention her today.

Instead, today, we…

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