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Check Out the New "Jesus Mecha Christ" "Transformer" Toy

Check Out the New "Jesus Mecha Christ" "Transformer" Toy

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Dec 19, 2024
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A transforming Christ-meets-mecha toy? Yes, the “Jesus Mecha Christ” transforming toy actually exists. It's like someone sat down and said, “How can I mock both God and basic decency in one fell swoop?” This isn’t art or satire—it’s an abomination born from the unholy union of bad humor and tasteless consumerism. Turning Jesus into a folding action figu…

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