America is Now Run by Liberals, Looneys, Lackeys, and Losers—Looks More Like a Second-Rate Circus
by Don Boys, Ph.D.
American elections have had a wacky, wild, and wooly history with all kinds of corruption from stuffed ballot boxes to buying votes to voting multiple times, to dead people voting (almost always for Democrats) and miscounting of ballots. Joe Stalin is credited with saying, “The people who cast the votes don’t decide an election, the people who count the votes do.” Stalin was a Communist in Russia not a Democrat in Georgia.
Some cynics would say, “A rose by any other name is still a rose.” Or a skunk called a wobbet still stinks to high Heaven.
But then, there is not much difference between Democrats and most Republicans. As Huey Long said, “The only difference between Republicans and Democrats is one is skinning you from ankles up while the other skins you from the neck down.”
You’re still skinned.
Others would say that Stalin, while a brutal dictator, was correct. Counting the votes was the secret to winning the election in 2020. Talk to people in Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Georgia, and Arizona.
Mickey Mouse gets write-in votes during every presidential election in the United States, and I’m convinced he would not have done worse than some who got elected. He would have done much better than Goofy. (You do your own identification. It will be easy.)
The most tragic election feat involved Aaron Burr, the sitting vice president (from 1801 to 1805), who killed his political rival Alexander Hamilton in an illegal duel. Burr was never tried, and all charges against him were dropped. It seems friends in high places plus accrued political favors have often thwarted justice. In 1807, Burr was arrested on charges of treason. While he was brought to trial more than once for an alleged plot to create an independent country led by himself, he was acquitted each time.
Less dangerous was Congressman Hank Johnson, Democrat from Georgia who declared in a hearing about sending military troops to Guam, “My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize.”
Now you know why the Democrat Party is represented by a jackass.
A mule won the election for the Republican precinct committee rule in Milton, Washington in 1938. It seems unusual that a relative of an actual donkey could win a Republican office. It was rather easy since he ran unopposed and was put up for election by the town’s Democrat mayor.